25 Humor-Packed Tweets From WeRateDogs That Had Us Roaring In Laughter

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Dec 23, 2017 7:00 PM EST

To this day, one of our all-time favorite humorous Twitter accounts that never fails to deliver A+ comedy gold. This batch in particular got us good!

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    Dog - O 60% 10:47 PM Tweet WeRateDogsM @dog_rates This is Sophie. She just arrived. Used pawority shipping. Speedy as h*ck delivery. 13/10 would carefully assemble amaron Tweet your reply
    via @dog_rates
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    Canidae - O 60% 10:50 PM Tweet WeRateDogsM @dog_rates This is Callie. She'll be your navigator today. Takes her job very seriously. Will shift for you. One ear always in the pupholder. 12/10 Tweet your reply
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    Dog - 62% 10:42 PM Tweet WeRateDogsM @dog_rates This is Paisley. She ate a flower just to prove she could. Savage af. 13/10 would pet so well Camy 12:14 PM 15 May 17 . 9,569 RETWEETS 31.2K LIKES Tweet your reply
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    Text - 62% 10:43 PM Tweet WeRateDogsM @dog_rates This is Dave. He passed the h*ck out. It's barely the afternoon on a Thursday, Dave. Get it together. Still 11/10 would boop mid- snooze сре Tweet your reply
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    Dog breed - 60% 10:48 PM Tweet WeRateDogsM @dog_rates Meet Thor. He doesn't have finals because he's a dog but is pupset you have finals. Just wants to play. 13/10 would abandon education for 5:00 PM 27 Apr 17 11.6K RETWEETS 36.1K LIKES Tweet your reply
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    Vegetation - 62% 10:42 PM Tweet WeRateDogsM @dog_rates This is Albus. He's quite impressive at hide and seek. Knows he's been found this time. 13/10 usually elusive as h*ck Zac 5:02 PM 14 May 17 4,459 RETWEETS 21.4K LIKES Tweet your reply
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    Canidae - 62% 10:44 PM Tweet WeRateDogsM @dog_rates We only rate dogs. Please don't send perfectly toasted marshmallows attempting to drive. Thank you... 13/10 reese 5:08 PM 09 May 17 22K RETWEETS 66.5K LIKES Tweet your reply
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    Dog - 63% 10:40 PM Tweet WeRateDogsM @dog_rates This is Lili. She can't believe you betrayed her with bath time. Never looking you in the eye again. 12/10 would puppologize profusely local dead girl 9:06 AM 22 May 17 3,751 RETWEETS 19.9K LIKES Tweet your reply
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    Dog - 60% 10:48 PM Tweet WeRateDogsM @dog_rates This is Wyatt. He had an interview earlier today. Was just told he didn't get the job. A h*ckin injustice. Still 12/10 keep your chin dnd Tweet your reply
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    Dog - O 60% 10:47 PM Tweet WeRateDogsM @dog_rates I have stumbled puppon a doggo painting party. They're looking to be the next Pupcasso or Puppollock. All 13/10 would put it on the fridge Kät Tweet your reply
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    Cartoon - 61% 10:46 PM Tweet WeRateDogsM @dog_rates Here we have an exotic dog. Good at ukulele. Fashionable af. Has two more arms if needed. Is blue. Knows what 'ohana means. 13/10 would pet 8:58 AM 01 May 17 14.8K RETWEETS 35.6K LIKES Tweet your reply
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    Dog breed - 63% 10:40 PM Tweet WeRateDogsM @dog_rates This is Coco. At first I thought she was a cloud but clouds don't bork with such passion. 12/10 would hug softly Josie 9:48 AM 21 May 17 13.4K RETWEETS 46.8K LIKES Tweet your reply
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    Product - 61% 10:47 PM Tweet tWeRateDogsTM Retweeted WeRateDogsM @dog_rates Meet Winston. He knows he's a little too big for the swing, but he doesn't care. Kindly requests a push. 12/10 would happily oblige Tweet your reply
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    Text - O 62% 10:41 PM Tweet WeRateDogsM @dog_rates We only rate dogs. Please don't send in Jesus. We're trying to remain professional and legitimate. Thank you.. 14/10 Nick 9:00 AM 17 May 17 9,255 RETWEETS 33.3K LIKES Tweet your reply
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    Dog - O 62% 10:41 PM Tweet WeRateDogsM @dog_rates This is Nelly. He really hopes you like his Hawaian shirt. He already tore the tags off. 13/10 h*ck of a puppurchase Gopo Tweet your reply
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    Adaptation - O 61% 10:45 PM оо Tweet WeRateDogsM @dog_rates This is Jordy. He likes to go on adventures and watch the small scaly underwater dogs with fins pass him by. 12/10 peaceful as h*ck Tweet your reply
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    Dog - ates WeRateDogs TM @dog_rates Follow Guys... I said DOGS with "shark qualities" or "costumes." Not actual sharks. This did me a real frighten..11/10 7:25 PM 26 Jun 2016 4,812 10,837
    via @dog_rates
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    Yoda - 61% 10:46 PM Tweet WeRateDogsM @dog_rates Here we have perhaps the wisest dog of all. Above average with light sabers. Immortal as h*ck. 14/10 dog, or dog not, there is no try Tweet your reply
    via @dog_rates
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    Mammal - 63% 10:41 PM Tweet WeRateDogsM @dog_rates Meet Boomer. He's just checking pup on you. Hopes you had a good day. If not, he hopes he made it better. 13/10 extremely good boy Tweet your reply
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    Canidae - O 61% 10:46 PM Tweet WeRateDogsM @dog_rates Meet Milky. She has no idea what happened. Just as pupset as you Perhaps a sheep exploded. Even offered to help clean. 12/10 very good girl Tweet your reply
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    Text - 63% 10:40 PM Tweet WeRateDogsM @dog_rates Oh my this spooked me up. We only rate dogs, not happy ghosts Please send dogs only. It's a very simple premise. Thank you... 13/10 Tweet your reply
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  • 22
    Glasses - 61% 10:44 PM Tweet WeRateDogsM @dog_rates This is Burt. He thinks your thesis statement is comically underdeveloped. 12/10 intellectual af Tweet your reply
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    Text - 62% 10:44 PM Tweet tWeRateDogsTM Retweeted WeRateDogsM @dog_rates "Good afternoon class today we're going to learn what makes a good boy so good" 13/10 Find Them Rach Houston 2:38 PM 07 Dec 16 38K RETWEETS 75.5K LIKES Tweet your reply
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    Mammal - O 60% 10:49 PM Tweet WeRateDogsM @dog_rates This is Oscar and Oliver. Oliver shrunk Oscar. Oscar isn't pleased about it. Quite pupset tbh. Oliver doesn't seem to mind. Both 13/10 Tweet your reply
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    Vertebrate - O 63% 10:40 PM Tweet tWeRateDogsTM Retweeted WeRateDogsM @dog_rates Here's a pupper before and after being asked "whos a good girl?" Unsure as h*ck. 12/10 hint hint it's you cat 4:21 PM 03Mar 17 Tweet your reply
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